In a New York sidewalk, a Filipino is
enjoying a hearty breakfast "
coffee, croissants, toast, butter,
jam, etc.
When an American, chewing gum, sits
next to him and starts an unwanted
conversa tion..
Americ an: You Filipinos eat the whole
bread?
Filipino : Of course!
Ameri can: ( Blowing bubbles with his
gum) We don't. In the States we
only eat what's inside. The crust we
collect in a container, recycle,
rebake them into croissants and sell
them to the Philippines .
American: Do ya eat jam with bread?
Filipi no : Of course!
Ameri can: (Chuckling and crackling his
gum between his teeth) We
don't. In the States, we eat fruit at
breakfast, put all the peels,
seeds and leftovers into containers,
recyc le them into jam and sell it
to the Philippines .
Filipino : Do you have sex in America ?
American: Of course, we do!
Filipino : What do you do with the
condoms?
American: We throw them,
of course!
Filip ino : We don't. In the
Philippines , we put them into
containers,recycle them, melt them down into
chewing gums and sell it to
America .
